1. anothertotalrandomness:

    HELP. I JUST CANT. XD

    (via queuethegoldenkids)

     
  2. wholiganchick18:

    beeishappy:

    LNJF | Paul McCartney invented the selfie

    Paul McCartney first person to take a selfie and do a photobomb.

    (via incrediblewishes)

     
  3. poppunkbrittatl:

    This weeks American hero. 

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via incrediblewishes)

     
  4. driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

    actualholidaybakery:

    ehretha:

    A tip from your favorite nurse

    (that’d be me)

    Always have eggs in your fridge

    You just never know when someone will split their head open

    Or cut their finger while cooking

    And so on

    See that membrane there?

    While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

    Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

    The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

    If you even need them that is

    Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

    You’re welcome.

    I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

    It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

    Whoah science.

    Neato.

    Supercool.

    image

    (via inthehistoryofever)

     
  5. Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

    (Source: calvinjcandie, via inthehistoryofever)

     
  6. ifunnyws:

    Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

    (via timothydelaghetto)

     
  7. jtumblr:

    plundr:

    This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

    I have never been prouder to be Canadian

    (Source: theone8888, via x-raynarvaezjr)

     
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  9. blackbarmitzvahs:

    Can you imagine the conversation though?

    Queen: I’m going

    Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

    Queen: I’m going I want cake 

    Chief of Staff:

    Queen: 

    Chief of Staff: 

    Queen: I want cake

    (Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via troyesivan)

     
  10. master-bruce-wayne:

    This is exactly why we have this technology

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via inthehistoryofever)

     

  11. horror movie opening scene

    1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    4. white boy: lmao
    5. they continue walking for a few seconds
    6. *white couple hears noise*
    7. white girl: babe what that??
    8. white boy: i'll go investigate
    9. *leaves her alone*
    10. *choking noises*
    11. white girl: zack!!!
    12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    13. white girl: asshole!
    14. white boy: im just playin babe
    15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    16. *playful kiss*
    17. *things turn sexy*
    18. *hear noise*
    19. white boy: i'll go investigate
    20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    21. *maybe a thud*
    22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    23. *she walks and he dead*
    24. white girl: ahhh!!
    25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    26. white girl: ahhh!!!
    27. *white girl runs*
    28. *dead end*
    29. *hides*
    30. *thinks she free n safe*
    31. *guy catches her*
    32. *cuts her*
    33. *she dead*
    34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
     
  12. aegyo-shinee:

    carpe-hana:

    #this is it this is american television

    YES….yes this is the best show we have in america. Im not being funny its my favorite 

    (Source: heycinco, via booksaremyfriends98)

     
     
  13. bencumber:

    For anyone visiting London: the essential pilgrimage stops 

    (via bbcssherlock)

     
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